Yes, I really am that cool.
I'm not supposed to walk on it at all for two days, which clearly is not going to happen, and then I get to use crutches! Won't that be fun? Yes, yes it will. Especially when Freya wants me to carry her.
Of course, it's not all bad, so I made a Pollyanna list:
- Excuse to watch TV and be waited on my my 2 year old
- Can't do laundry because it's in the basement
- Won't have to carry Freya
- At least the foot and the ankle are attached to the same leg